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Hi, I'm Tetsuya, Shibayu, Imouto and Mushimegan from Tokai Mago.
Now, we're going to talk about a certain project.
This project is going to be very serious, so while we're talking about it,
you're going to turn your IQ into 3.
- Are you ready? - 3!
- 3!
- 3 IQs... - Hey, everyone!
Don't you want to eat some pears?
Yeah! I want to eat pears!
Food in this world may not look like that,
but there are things that contain air in them...
Oh, it broke.
By turning that air into pears,
you can eat pears on a daily basis.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
Manpe!
We usually take care of pears a lot, don't we?
No, but the taste is different.
If you say that, I think you can't rely on pears in the future.
I'm a beginner, and I'd like to make a plan to eat pears deliciously with you.
Thank you for your cooperation.
Wonderful!
You're a handyman, aren't you?
A handyman!
This time, I'd like to eat pears.
So, we have three chefs with us today.
Pears! Wait!
I'm a new cook, Tetsuya!
Thank you for having me.
Is it okay for sushi to have air in the rice?
You can't say "gyun gyun", you know.
You have to lightly grab it and stuff it with pears.
How do you grab it?
As a cook, you grab it in the same way you always do.
If you grab it like this, you get air in it.
And then you take it like this.
Pears! Wait!
Pears!
You grab it like this, and then you put it in like you're cutting it up.
It's like tuna or salmon or something like that.
Oh, I see.
And in the middle...
When you make bread, you don't use your stomach muscles but your intestines.
I'm Shibayu.
Thank you for your cooperation.
There are a lot of holes in it, right?
Usually, there's just air in it.
Usually, there's a lot of air in it, so it's delicious.
But we do it with pears.
The more pears you put in, the more delicious it is.
How do you put pears in bread?
You push out the existing bread air with pears.
Pears in, air out.
I see.
You push it in with your hands.
And who looks like you're good at cooking?
Oh! Smoked restaurant!
Metangas!
I'm Chef Imemaru!
Smoked restaurant!
I specialize in smoking.
Oh, smoking!
You say you smell like an apple tree, but I don't.
I smell like my own hands.
So you put your blood into your hands.
That's right.
I'm looking forward to it, too.
That's it for this time.
I don't know if you can see it now, but today's project is...
I want to eat your hands.
You can get a title for this.
Copyright company.
I'm holding a plate here.
It's up to you.
Smoked is different.
Thank you for your cooperation.
I'm holding a heset, as usual.
Heset.
The material of your hands is...
Heset.
You knocked them all down.
Thank you for your cooperation.
Let's get started.
I'll set it up for now.
I see.
Smoked hands.
What kind of smoking is that?
Smoked hands.
I'm sorry if you're lying.
I'll ask you for one thing.
I'm sure your hands are dirty.
My hands are dirty.
I don't know you're dirty.
It's just my expectation.
I don't think you're dirty.
Do you have a drill?
I don't know what you're doing.
It's...
It's for the hands.
So, you eat bread and make breads.
That's right.
I'm a matchbox factory.
Can you do it?
I'm ordering.
Oh, excuse me.
Can you do it?
I'll do it.
Excuse me.
It's okay if you get close to me, but you can't do it.
I'm in the air.
Wait a minute!
The man with the dog is touching the dog!
He's touching the dog's back!
You can't do it like that!
Ah, I cut the dog's upper arm!
Oh, you cut it.
That's how you do it.
Hold it like this and...
Make a sushi with your hand.
I can do it over there, too.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Oh, you were a little less energetic.
I was hit a little.
The skin part doesn't go through fire, right?
That's right.
So that only the white part inside can be cut off.
Rather, using the part that doesn't go through, hold the edge like this and pull it out like this.
This time, it's our restaurant, but it's like a luxury restaurant's common day-to-day ingredients.
I thought I'd show you today's story once.
Oh, that's a good idea.
It's like bringing a medical equipment.
Oh, that's right. Once you smell the material or smell it, you can cook it again.
It's not about the smell, it's just about the smell.
What are you doing?
What?
This is like a dumpling skin.
You're going to take it off like this, right?
Bread.
Take off the bread?
Take off the bread and do it where the air can go in.
Oh, I'm sorry.
It's like a lunch box.
See you tomorrow.
Don't sing next time.
Lunch box.
This is useless.
(Laughs)
Be careful of the shock.
You didn't put it on, did you?
(Laughs)
You didn't put it on, did you?
You just wiped it off!
(Laughs)
You wiped it off like toilet paper!
It was amazing!
It was okay until just before.
(Laughs)
This is the ass!
That's it!
It's a weird dream.
No, it's not.
Poop?
If you poop, your hands will come out.
I'm working on a comedy now.
Giant swing and poop inside.
(Laughs)
What are you talking about?
Show me you're making it properly.
Please wait in this position.
I don't know if I can cut it.
Let's go!
Oh!
How is it?
Oh!
It's like a farm.
(Laughs)
It was a little itchy, wasn't it?
The fragrant scent of a farm.
(Laughs)
Shush!
You ran away!
(Laughs)
Shut up!
Hey! Shiba!
Please clean up!
Let's go!
It's good!
It's closed!
(Laughs)
I got it! I got it! I got it!
Go! I'll do my best!
Hmm!
Hmm?
I got it. The taste may not be so good,
but the aftertaste is different.
Oh!
The closest thing is
when you eat a balloon.
There is something like that.
The balloon you put in once can be put back in your mouth.
At that time, there is a little taste in the air.
I know, I know.
It's like that.
The difference between on and off is amazing.
The head can only come out when it is off.
I'm nervous this time.
I wonder if there will be customers.
I'll reproduce the customers once.
(Beep)
I'll take off my apron.
(Laughs)
What are you talking about? (Laughs)
No, I mean...
What about the outfit?
I'll take it off once.
Wait a minute!
That's a dream. (Laughs)
It's too neutral.
It's a break.
It's not even smoking.
I'll go.
(Laughs)
Go, go, go!
Well, but...
I know what you're doing now.
Something comes out of your nose.
Yes, yes, yes.
Oh!
Oh, I'm in trouble.
(Laughs)
In this situation...
I'm in trouble with titanium sales.
It's the first time.
I think I'm going to be an auxiliary soldier from the country.
(Laughs)
Close shop?
Close shop and ...
Close shop?
Close shop and not properly prepared.
It's pathetic, really.
No, today is a little pathetic.
Well, I'm stepping on it for the last time.
Well, I don't know how it will go.
Just take it with your hands.
Do your best without stepping on it!
I forgot to put it on.
I'm sorry!
It's a low score!
Hey, two!
Please.
Hey, two!
Have you come?
My neck is rough.
We have time to prepare it again.
Yes, yes.
Did you do something?
I ate a little fatty meat yesterday.
I added grass soda, milk or dairy products.
In me, when I roll my stomach ...
Ah! Ah!
Oh!
No, no, no!
OK! OK!
Let's go!
I can't go like this anymore.
It's time for a feast!
Let's go!
Please!
Let's eat!
Oh, it's dirty!
Hey!
(Cough)
Hey!
This is properly ...
What do you say?
You say "kyu"!
I want to eat it.
It's like a bend.
It's bad.
Yesterday, I ...
I thought meat was good.
Cheese in hamburger.
I ate three of them.
Wow!
Immediately after that, it became a bomb.
Wow!
It's big right after that!
It's surprisingly big.
Adjust it!
You get a lot of it, don't you?
And this time, what I recommended is this material.
Ah! It's a bomb!
Yes!
Let's do our best!
Let's go!
(Cough)
Can you stop it?
It's like you're suddenly bringing it to me.
Can you do it? Do you want me to smoke it?
Oh, great! Can I have it for a moment?
Do you want me to do it?
Yeah.
Wait a minute. It may take time.
I'll massage you.
Unfortunately, it's anal.
I thought it was good, but it's anal.
Oh, you're here!
Thank you for your time.
You're kind.
If it's too big, you know...
Don't be impatient.
Are you ready?
Yes!
Here you go!
Thank you for the meal!
What's wrong?
It stinks!
When you laugh, it feels like you're grabbing something.
I thought you'd know if you ate it or not.
There's a smell on the rice.
I felt a little bit of luck.
Isn't it wonderful?
It's not pleasure, but I was always impressed.
It's a deep impression.
By the way, the sushi is also complete.
It's become a dish.
You two...
Yes?
Please put down the dishes.
To my company!
Boss!
In this world...
Mochi, tsuki, mozareku...
Let's do it together.
It's cool.
It's a one-time payment.
It's not a Japanese yen.
It's a "heo" payment.
"Poo" payment.
I have a bad feeling about this.
Come on!
- How is it? - It's in, but...
- What? - I'm scared of you.
Scared of me? What do you mean?
[Try again]
I'm sorry, but can I give it a try?
Sure.
Okay, okay, okay!
But look, it's bulging around here.
Yeah, it's probably in your hand right now.
[Try again]
Okay, okay, okay!
Hey, hey, hey!
- Please, please! - Give me a second!
- Are you sure? - Wait, wait, wait!
- It's bulging! - Wait, wait, wait!
- Wait! - No, no!
- I'm sorry! - Wait!
[Try again]
- Stop it! - Wait!
Open it!
[Try again]
It's bulging.
[Try again]
- That's terrible! - Terrible!
[Try again]
How do you say "onara" in German?
Furz
[Try again]
I want to find the coolest "onara" language.
Pizza
Gyer
How about "onara" in Greek?
Krania
Onara
[Try again]
Hey!
Hey, Japanese is the most interesting!
Wow, how long have you been doing this?
Have you been doing this for a long time?
No.
It's hot today, isn't it?
It's not like "stop it" or anything like that, is it?
- Yeah. - Wow.
It's like a firecracker.
Is it "he"?
"he" might be "leiden"
Ah, Ryo-kun!
Be careful!
Is this the last one?
Ah, there it is!
Just a little more!
Eh, where?
Go, go, go!
It's not there!
Ehhh?
Did you take it already?
It's not there, is it?
No, I didn't eat it yet.
It might have been sold out.
Ah, is it sold out?
I can't see it anymore.
Oh!
It's here!
Wait a minute!
Ah, wait!
It doesn't matter if you poop or not!
It doesn't matter!
Ryo-kun!
You're peeing!
Wait!
Even if you took it already,
for some reason...
You're peeing!
Ah!
Hey!
You're peeing!
Ah!
Go away!
No!
And you...
Your corner was painful...
Time's up!
I also forgot about the bread, but...
The bread is...
It's like...
It tastes like the air in a balloon.
I think you can tell if you're a first-class person if you eat sushi.
And lastly, the balloon.
I didn't have enough strength.
I put in quite a lot.
Oh!
What? What? What?
What? What do you mean?
No, it's not like that!
I thought it was amazing just now, but...
Just smell this entrance normally.
This is no good!
It's not like that!
It smells like a butt hole!
This is...
This is different.
This doesn't smell like a hand.
Just smell it once.
It smells like a normal fish.
Ah...
It doesn't go up, then...
I'll eat it.
- It's slimy. - Slimy fish.
- I don't need this mark. - Hmm...
- There's no point. - Only the facts are gross.
- Failure! - It's been two days of long shooting.
- Thank you for your hard work. - Thank you for your hard work.
- All of you, who are watching this video, are only grateful for me.
- Thank you for sharing your thoughts with me. - Thank you.
- I was able to share my thoughts with people around me, too. - Yes.
- Without breaking their stomachs. - Yes.
- This is the end of this video. - Yes.
- We humans of the future don't want people to follow this path. - Yes.
- It's forbidden for people to eat and drink together. - Yes.
- Everyone, please enjoy eating and drinking. - Yes.
- I realized that there's no point in locking food in a cage. - Yes.
Goodbye.